I would’ve known about the Thuma bed even if I didn’t review products for a living. The Instagram ads have followed me through my swipes like a nosy ex ever since I half-interestedly clicked through to see what the fuss was about regarding the brand’s bed frame, which could be “set up in minutes.” Listen, I’ve built IKEA furniture before. My last home was probably 75% Swedish innovation that I myself built instead of hiring a TaskRabbit (and I still have the calloused hands to prove it!). But I was happy with my current bed frame, and, well, I just don’t impulse buy furniture the same way I do sick pants.
Then I moved. I wanted to upgrade my full-sized bed to a queen, and I was pretty much ready to swear off flat-pack furniture. I remembered the Thuma ads of yore (honestly, I was still seeing them pretty often), and decided the whole minimalist Japanese aesthetic matched the vibe I was going for in my new place. That, and the fact that I could supposedly build this thing in literal minutes were enticing enough to let those boxes through my front door. Here’s what it was like to build the Thuma bed frame—and my take on whether or not it’s the Goldilocks jackpot of sleep.
What’s in the Box?
Unlike Seven, we’ll actually let you know what’s in the box. The Thuma arrived in three separate long boxes, each of varying weights. They were fairly heavy, but manageable, though the actual shape and sizes of the package made it somewhat awkward to lift. Though if you feel so inclined, you could opt for Thuma’s premium delivery service, which comprises delivery, assembly, and trash disposal for an additional $175. I like a challenge (and saving money) so I figured I’d do the damn thing myself. The first two boxes house everything you need to build the actual bed frame, with the third box containing the components to assemble the optional headboard.
When Thuma first came out, the only available product was the bed frame sans headboard. It’s since released what they called the “PillowBoard,” which was essentially an oversized cushion that sat flush against the wall, supported by your mattress. A lot of people complained that that PillowBoard didn’t really feel like a part of the bed since it wasn’t actually attached to the frame, and now the brand offers a wooden headboard, as well as a wooden headboard with a plush cushion.
I had opted for the Thuma with a wooden headboard, which added to the overall total of boxes I had to schlep, but I also ordered two under-bed storage drawers, each of which shipped fully assembled in their own packages. This was only the second time I’ve ordered flat-pack furniture before (the first time being a Burrow sofa) and the experience was pretty much identical. The entirety of the bed (not including the storage drawers) were housed in the first three boxes, and unboxing each piece took up a decent amount of time. I laid out all of the pieces haphazardly in the middle of my bedroom floor, and after reading the instructions, I realized that Thuma wanted me to intentionally lay out the pieces so that it’d be easy to just snap everything into place. And that’s when the actually assembly begins.
If You Build It, Sleep Will Come
The main selling point of Thuma’s bed frame is how easy it is to assemble. (That, and its minimalist aesthetic, the brand’s sustainability practices, and overall longevity of the product.) But assembly! Anything that doesn’t require blocking off a few hours on your calendar to build furniture is a big win for adults trying to be adults. After identifying each of the bed frame’s pieces and laying it out according to Thuma’s instructions, it was time to put everything into place. Rather than using tools like screwdrivers and hammers, the Thuma bed relies on Japanese joinery to put the pieces together. Think of the process like a 3-D jigsaw puzzle—albeit with fewer pieces and clear instructions for a quick, successful end result.
I saw a Thuma ad that said it takes “minutes” to put together the bed frame, and across the internet, folks have been saying it does in fact take just a handful of minutes. For me, well, I made a little mistake in the assembly and put one of the pieces upside down. Of course with my luck it was the first piece that had to go in—the upper left corner of the frame—so I had to disassemble almost the entirety of the frame to fix it, but in total, it took about 20 minutes for the whole thing to come together from the first side pieces to unfurling the wooden slats across the completed frame. You could say it was a me-problem, but I found that it was a little hard to gauge the correct orientation of some of the pieces, and I thought I had done it correctly the first go around because the pieces still fit together as if they were supposed to work that way. Alas, 20 minutes to put together a bed frame is practically nothing, especially given how long it took me to put together my original IKEA bed frame (around an hour and a half).
I managed to assemble the whole thing single-handedly, though there were times when it would’ve been nice to have an extra set of hands to help support some of the longer pieces. Also, everything fit together perfectly, which meant that the pieces had to be inserted together at just the right angle to ensure that they slid in. And rather than requiring tools, the Thuma bed was secured by the use of hand screws, which further simplified the process, but the screw at the foot of the bed is visible, which kind of goes against the minimalist appeal.
How It Turned Out
After completion, the Thuma bed looked exactly as advertised. Clean lines, beautiful wood finish, and nary a scratch, given my careful assembly. There’s about nine inches of clearance under the bed, and I took advantage of that neat little storage space to put the brand’s under-bed drawers, which feature a generous storage capacity and wheels for easy access.
